You might have sex toys in your nightstand, or carry them on a plane, or simply forget and leave them out. That could be embarrassing, unless, of course, your sex toys do not look like sex toys. Here we include a number of sex toys that won’t be instantly taken for sexual pleasure devices.

Rub a Dub Dub

You’ve got to love a toy with the slogan, “Its not the beak, its the motion”. Designed by Tony Levine, I Rub My Duckie from Big Tease Toys looks just like the favorite bath time companion. Give its back a little squeeze, and this duck is ready to please. A completely waterproof vibrator disguised as a bath toy, it is also remarkably quiet. I comes in several designs.

The beak is good for clitoral stimulation, whereas the tail end of the duck provides a nice flattish but curved surface that can be pressed against the vaginal area. The motor is reasonably strong without being too intense.

There aren’t many sex toys you can keep out in the open in your bathroom, but this will always be there, ready to play with you in the water. The company has been around a long time and is run by good people. We give it a strong two wings up.

Lipstick

These look like they are for your lips, but they are actually for your other lips. There have been many vibrating lipsticks over the years. Their small size means they are not super strong. They are intended for external stimulation.

Tenga has the Iroha Stick. It is waterproof and looks like a somewhat oversized lipstick. Being a little larger it can pack a little more punch, while still easily slipping into your purse.

Screaming O has My Secret Lipstick. It looks a little more like an actual lipstick. It has four functions: low, medium, high and multi-pulse “tease” mode. While not waterproof, it is one of the less expensive lipstick vibes, and has a silicone tip. They also have My Secret Vibrating Mascara and My Secret Lip Balm.

Oh Kiss Me Lipstick Vibrator from Lovehoney is single speed and not waterproof, but it is very reasonably priced.

Is reasonably priced not your thing and you only want top of the line? When you want to spend more, you only need turn to Lelo. They have lipstick vibe called Mia 2. It is rechargable, waterproof, and has six settings. It is several times more expensive that the options above.

Another pricier option involves suction instead of vibration. The Womanizer 2Go Lipstick uses suction, and to better understand what that means, check out our Satisfyer Pro review. It is a little elss expensive han the Lelo vibe, but still pretty pricey. It is rechargable and has six settings. It is also waterproof.

Delicious

High end sex toy designer Shiri Zinn has created several delectable vibes that look like food. They currently offer a cupcake and an ice cream cone. The i-Scream vibrator is rechargable, silicone and waterproof and has 10 modes. The less expensive Cupcake Vibrator is battery powered, has five speeds, and is not waterproof. Who takes a cupcake into the bath anyway? Both could be left out as pop art, and are made from silicone, but how they work as vibrators I do not know.