Sex toys inspired by television and movies is a relatively new phenomena. Even more surprising is officially licensed sex toys based on television shows. The first show to incorporate sex toys in a major way was Sex in the City. The exposure helped to make the Rabbit vibrator practically a household term.
Comedy Central’s Broad City has an entire line of officially licensed sex toys from Lovehoney. One of their most popular is the Ass of an Angel butt plug. Even the description is a bit outrageous: “Ass of an Angel is some high class shit. The silicone sleekness respects your ass with its smooth, firm shape. The tapered shape and full figure make for one happy butt, and the flared base means that nothing’s going to go AWOL while you’re playing.” Anal toys make a lot of sense for Broad City, since a recurring theme has been pegging and female to male anal sex.
Broad City Ass of an Angel butt plug
While sex toys do not play a role in the massively popular Game of Thrones, it is known for its sex scenes, nudity, and bisexuality. There were bronze age dildos (made out of bronze) and jade butt plugs, so while they might not be depicted in the show, we know the characters are probably using sex toys off screen. Not surprisingly, Game of Thrones sex toys are quite popular and are made by several manufacturers. Unlike Broad City and their deal with Lovehoney, these are not officially licensed products.
From Etsy you can get a range of Game of Thrones themed underwear, including the You Are Hodorable thong, Winter is Coming panties, Mother of Dragons panties, Call Me Winter panties, I’m Not a Princess, I’m a Khaleesi panties, and I Love You From Top to Bottom panties.
IF you would like something to wear that more people will actually see, you might like the Stark in the Streets, Wildling in the Sheets t-shirt.
If your budget is not tight but you want to be, you can also get a custom made House Lannister of Casterly Rock Long Line Corset from Etsy made by Castle Corsetry. You may not rule over the Westerlands, but you can rule over your bed partner. If you feel a bit more generous, you can always follow the unofficial motto: “A Lannister always pays his debts.” Emulating the Cersei and Jaime relationship might be taking it a bit far, though.
Of course,you have to have a sword, so you might want to check out the Game of Moans Dildo from Geeky Sex Toys. Inspired by Jon Snow’s Valyrian steel sword Longclaw, it is 11.5 inches long. The description: “Have you been dreaming of a long, thick shaft? Then this dildo sword will fulfill your fantasy. You know nothin’ until you have experienced orgasmic sensations with this dildo sword. The sword’s hilt also allows for maximum penetration and pleasure.” Yeah, I’m looking at that hilt and the first thing I thought of was not “Oh gee, I should stick that inside of me.”
Game of Moans Dildo Sword from Geeky Sex Toys
You might be the type who can’t be satisfied with just one dildo sword. Fortunately, they have others, including the Dragon Dildo Sword, the Master Dildo Sword, the Bronze Eagle Dildo Sword, the Silver Eagle Dildo Sword.
Dragon Dildo Sword, the Master Dildo Sword, the Bronze Eagle Dildo Sword, the Silver Eagle Dildo Sword
Besides offering dildo swords, Geeky Sex Toys is the Australian based go to shop for pop media inspired sex toys. They offer unlicensed “homages” to many other shows.
The PokeMoan collection includes four silicone dildos, which they describe thusly- ‘Bulby’ – A grass type Pokémoan. Bulby has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have. ‘Charmy’ – A slightly thinner, fire type Pokémoan with a flaming tail. Charmy gives intense orgasms everywhere it goes. ‘Squirty’ – A water Pokémoan. Squirty has a smooth round head with a large grooved turtle shell on its back. ‘Piky’ – This small electric type anal Pokémoan is a perfect size for the average Pokémoan trainer. Piky is an extremely cute yet essential addition to your team. You can also get them all in a set.
For some, children’s shows inspired sex toys might squick them a bit, but for others, it might just bring back fond childhood memories. For example, they have the Mighty Moaning Anal Rangers, a collection of six different colored butt plugs in two sizes. Or, if you enjoy solving the mysteries of sex, then a Scooby-Doo 6 inch themed vibrator called the Scooby Doodle might have appeal. Make sure the kids have gone to bed first, otherwise, you might be saying “We would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!” Then there is the Sailor Moon inspired Sailor Girl Dildo Wand.
Over the Halloween season Bad Dragon released a limited-edition dildo based on the Season 1 villain from Stranger Things. We wrote about Bad Dragon last month. They offer up their Stranger Dongs Demogorgon dildo. From their description: “… A marvel of handmade design, boasting pleasant textures, a gentle yet pronounced curve well crafted for amazing g-spot stimulation and a delightfully horrifying base that ensures a white knuckle grip. Go on a journey that will turn your erotic world upside down….”