We have always had a lab, with many different versions of it. This year it was a playroom and was inspired by a metal sign we had recently acquired that said: “Caution- Protective eye covering required in this are.” Thus our squirting lab was born.

Amazingly, as explained in the terrific new book by Jen Gunter, The Vagina Bible (which we reviewed last month), we really don’t understand female ejaculation. More research on it is needed, and we know plenty of swingers and porn stars who would happily participate.

We have lots of lab props.

To get the glowing beaker effect, the beakers are filled with Quinine water. A blacklight is behind the beakers. The clear beaker to the right bubbles away, thanks to a hidden aquarium bubbler and a clear plastic tube.

Laid out on the counters is a wide variety of high-tech sex toys. They have all been sterilized (they are all silicone based, which are less permeable and easier to properly clean) and there is a box to drop them in when you are finished so that others do not use them.