Spirit Massage Table

Manufacturer Earthlite Weight 33-35 lbs. Material Birch, maple, Natursoft upholstery Size 73″ length, choice of 28″, 30″ or 32″ width height range 23″ to 33″ Max Support Working weight 800 lbs.

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A massage table really does make giving a massage easier. True, you can do a massage on a bed, but if you want to give a truly exceptional massage, a table is the way to go. You will get less fatigued, it is easier to move around and maintain continual contact, and you’ll have much more control and will be able to massage in ways you just could not do on a bed or on the floor.

Beds can also be much less comfortable for the person being massaged, especially on a bed that is not firm enough. Properly supporting the neck and getting access to it can also be a problem. Most massage tables have a padded cutout that the person can put their face in, keeping the neck alignment straight with the rest of the body and making it easier to work on the neck.

If you and your partner enjoy massage, a good massage table is a great investment. If a good massage is part of your seduction technique, it is a lot more impressive to have a table for them to lie on (It also helps if you know how to give a good massage). 

We tested the Spirit model from the Earthlite series of tables. We like this model a lot, and it is the one I have recommended to friends who were taking massage classes and looking for their first table. Currently listed at a base price of $429 without options on their website, its not the cheapest, but it has the extra layers of foam that make it a little more comfortable. It is available in 28, 30 and 32-inch widths.

Setting it up is easy. You basically open the two halves and the legs fold out automatically. You can adjust the height, ranging from 23 to 33 inches. The whole thing only weighs around 30 pounds, so it is easy to carry around, although you would want to make the investment in a good carrying bag if you need it to be portable on a frequent basis. It folds down small enough to easily transport in a car.

This is a very sturdy table. It provides a solid surface that does not rock, wiggle, or make odd squeaking sounds you can get on some cheaper table. It will hold up to 450 pounds, and from much previous experience when I was dating a massage therapist, yes, it is sturdy enough to have sex on. 

Not everyone needs a massage table, but if you are going to invest in one, you can’t go wrong with an Earthlite product. They make the best selling massage tables in the world, and the reason is the craftsmanship and quality. They even offer a lifetime guarantee on the tables.

Once you have a massage table, you might want to learn a bit more about massage. If you have signed up for free access to our Erotic University Virtual Campus, you can visit the Margaret Sanger Health Center’s Massage Room. There you will find a free book on seducing with massage, information on a collection of massage tools, and other useful things to know about massage.