We just covered all the sexy things to wear at Christmas in our Decorate Yourself for Christmas article, but how about something to do once you get out of those outfits- and by that I mean sex toys with a Christmas theme. Yes, Virginia, they do exist. , Sure, a sex related gift is probably not appropriate for most of the people in your life, but for those special few, they can provide a lot of enjoyment.

You might want to make your setting more conducive to a little romance. Adam and Eve has the Merry Memories Holiday Massage Candle Trio.  We reviewed massage candles in our Massage by Candlelight feature.  The three holiday season scents are Eskimo Kisses (lemon-rinsed apple and amaryllis), Ginger Jubilee (pomegranate ginger), and Crimson Crush (peppered cranberry and star anise).

 

Another mood enhancer is Adam and Eve’s Tingle Gel. It is strawberry flavored and is designed for clitoral stimulation. These types of gels create a sort of vibrational effect that we have tested and found that many women really like.

Adam and Eve gives you something to hang by her stocking with care, even if you are too busy to make the selection of items yourself.  Her Holiday Stocking includes a Screaming O Vooom Bullet!, Screaming O Climax Cream!, and KissOboo Tingly Lip Balm.

 

Perhaps playing a game or two will help get things started. The 12 Sex Games of Christmas comes from Kheper Games. It offers 12 festive adult party games to celebrate Christmas. You get games such as The Three Wise Sex Positions, Ooh! Santa BABY!, and I’ll be laid for Christmas. Includes: 12 rule/game cards, 2 dice, 1 chip, 1 dreidel and 1 spinner.

They also have 12 Adult Party Games of Christmas, Holiday Helper (drinking games) and so as not to leave anyone out, there is The 8 Drinking Games of Chanukah.

The Crescendo vibe from MysteryVibe has six motors throughout the shaft, which can be bent into a wide variety of shapes. It works with the MysteryApp on your smart phone to vibrate in an infinity of patterns. It can also vibrate to favorite Christmas Carols- the perfect vibe to use while watching a Hallmark Christmas movie. They have a page, updated for Christmas 2018,  How to Christmisify your Crescendo, that tells you how to do it.

 

Spencer’s Gifts carries an 8 Piece Under the Mistletoe Gift Set. It includes a Mini bodywand massager, Portable mistletoe (I thought it was all portable), Santa hat, Mini stocking, Lace panty, Men’s thong, and 2 pasties. They also have a candycane with a vibrator hidden inside.

A Christmas themed lube option you can find on Amazon is Swiss Navy Peppermint flavored lubricant. It comes in a 4 oz. bottle and is water based. They used to have a holiday Candy Cane themed lube, but this is basically the same thing.

 

This is just plain silly. RipnRoll has Christmas themed condoms. It specifically states in the write-up that it is FDA approved. Not all novelty condoms are FDA approved, and have never gone through the testing required for FDA approval. Novelty condoms without FDA approval are neither effective for the prevention of pregnancy or the prevention of disease. You get a 12 pack with Santa, Rudolph, snowman or wreath- whichever gets you off.

Adam and Eve are offering a  Candy Cane Vibrator for the holidays. Far safer than inserting a real candy cane (sugar + vagina = yeast infection), and offering a bit more satisfying thickness as well. It is waterproof so you can take it out in the snow.

They also have a more traditional  Candy Cane Glass Dildo for the holidays (note: I just checked and it is 50% off right now). You can even use the hook end as a G-Spot stimulator. It has all the durability and hygienic properties you would expect of a glass dildo. It can be heated or cooled for sensation play. Being made of heat resistant glass, you can even throw it in the dishwasher to get it clean.