There is a big show in the summer that focuses on novelties, and it is also run by AVN, which may be why the emphasis on novelties seemed less at this year's show. There were still a lot of them, but just not as much new stuff as in year's past.

I've always liked the liquid latex products. Liquid Latex Fashions has it in metallic, fluorescent, neon, pearl, and solid colors. You just paint it on to make instead skintight costumes. They also have Fashion Tape, a wide tape that sticks to itself but not to skin, which can also be used to make outfits.

Liquid Latex Fashions paint right on

And if you want the carpet to literally match the drapes, Smart Bikini Colour from Smart Beauty is a dye for pubic hair. It comes in cool blonde, pure purple, intense red, carmine pink, amber flame, hot chocolate and natural black.

There is an explosion of energy drinks, but old fashioned soft drinks are also popular. How about a soft drink that comes in a penis shaped container? Its called Cockolada, from Swat. The flavor is pina colada, as you might have guessed, but I'm wondering if penis colada was already taken.

Have you got the music in you? You could, with Fun Line's Music Massager. It vibrates with the music with seven levels of vibration.

Do you have little ones around the house, or a nosey mother-in-law, and you really don't want to share your toys. Discreet Sensations comes to the rescue. They offer sex toys in disguise. For example, the head of their salon style metal hair brush comes off, to reveal a stylish metal vibe. The metal case lipstick also sports a vibe, and the small flashlight reveals a small bullet vibe inside. If you get off on feeling like a spy with clever gadgets, these will literally get you off.

Move over Suzanne Somers. This device from UniRam looks similar, but instead of taking the weight off, it gets you off. Hey, it is exercise, so maybe it helps take the weight off as well. You squeeze the device between your legs, and it thrusts any of a number of interchangeable attachments into, well, you know where.

The UniRam

Grab a handful of lube, and insert it into your partner's backside. Does this seem like the easiest way to get ready for anal sex? Fastrack Products thinks not. They have what they believe is a better way- the Lube Shooter. It is a syringe type device that applies lube directly to the desired area- no fuss, no muss.

And speaking of anal sex, when a friend and publciist handed me a sample bottle of a anbal spray, designed to make anal sex easier, I tried to think of a polite way to tell him we don't cover that type of product. Anal sprays and gels are typically numbing, which is not a good thing because if it really hurts, you could be doing some damage. Before I even said anything, he explained that Apronal is different. It does not numb, but just aids in relaxing the muscles in the anus. It is condom safe. We'll do a full review soon.

It is difficult to describe the sensation of the Zeus Electrosex. It is essentially a tingling sensation that goes from very light to very intense. The controller attaches to a wide variety of devices, including a glove, penis bands, a cock and ball strap, a scrotum parachute, and a remote controlled butterfly.

Paradise Electro Stimulations has been doing electricity a long time, and their latest is the Samurai. It is designed for women. The kit includes the Samurai stimulator, a clitoral vibrator, the Samurai vibrator box, and a bottle of electrolube. If I have not completely frightened you, you can learn more on their site.

The Samurai from P.E.S.

Hate to sleep alone? Now you don't have to. Fantasheets offers printed sheets with girls from fully nude to schoolgrirls. They have five sets of girls and 3 sets of guys. The most they have is three girls printed on a single sheet. I guess you'll have to wait until they add King size sheets if you insist on having four girls.

Liberator, maker of those wedges and ramps to turn your love nest into a playground, takes it up a notch with the Zeppelin Lounger. On of the largest pieces they make, it has room for two. The regular Zeppelin is a rounder version, and the Zeppelin Cocoon lets you sink down into it. They are part of the sex furniture line, which includes Equus, a narrow enough bed that you can straddle it, and Esse, an s-curved bed. They also have a throw that is silky on one side, very soft on the other, and it has an inner moisture barrier that protects any furniture you lay this over.

What is Sassy Assy Clothing? I don't really know. They have jeans, lingerie, hosiery, naughty tees, club wear, shoes- but mostly, I just wanted to use this picture of Jasmine Mai, their official pornstar spokesmodel.

Jasmine Mai for Sassy Assy Clothing

Bravo claims that they have the thinnest, strongest and most bitchin' condoms in the world. I don't really know what qualifies a condom as bitchin', but I do like their "wallet" with 3 condoms, and a baggie to stash them in when you are done. One condoms come in an easier to open round package, with a wide variety of printed designs on the front. They have over 120 condom designs, including gay, risque, urban, designer, and universal mixes (think everything from a rubber ducky to a blackjack hand- if you think you are feeling lucky).

Did you ever play spin the bottle as a kid? It is much better as an adult. Spin the Bottle Adult Style is a new board game with dares, drinking, and x-rated acts. It includes a bottle spinner so you won't have to empty any bottles first, so you can start the game before you start the drinking. The game will take it from there.

Do your like your penises hard as a rock? That is what you get with the dildos from Hard as Rock Toys. They are made from marble, granite, quartzine, and semi-precious stones. They are all hand sculpted.

Rock dildos from Hard as Rock Toys

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