{"id":3807,"date":"2019-12-22T02:42:21","date_gmt":"2019-12-22T02:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/?p=3807"},"modified":"2019-12-31T00:02:22","modified_gmt":"2019-12-31T00:02:22","slug":"putting-the-x-in-xmas-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/putting-the-x-in-xmas-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Putting the X in XMAS 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Yes, Christmas themed X-rated movies are a thing, and they have been \nsince the dawn of film. We have in the Center for Sexual Expression and \nEducation archives an explicit silent French 1940s era film titled A Little Christmas Story<\/em>,\n which in French can also mean A Little Christmas Cunt. It begins with a\n woman masturbating, and Pere Noel appears. She explains in flashback \nher unsuccessful attempt at a lesbian encounter. Santa provides her with\n a very simple hand powered mechanical penis which moves back and forth \nby pulling a large handle near her head as she bends over the \ncontraption. An angel appears and Santa winds up having sex with her \nbefore he disappears.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Santa and an Angel about to get busy in A Little Christmas Story<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Nowadays we have color and sound and 4K resolution, but they are \nstill making sex with Santa Claus movies, and Christmas themed sex \nmovies. The movies we mention here can all be found from many sources, \nbut we link them to Adult DVD Empire because of their large selection of\n Christmas movies and because they offer them for purchase, rent or \nstreaming. They literally have more Christmas movies than you have time \nto watch between now and Christmas, with many options available. They \nalso have previews, and Christmas themed movies released this year as \nwell as older classics. You can see the full list of<\/a> Christmas movies here<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here are some of the Christmas movies from last year:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Holiday Kink<\/a>\n from Bizarre Video Productions and starring Zuzana Z., Sirale, Anetta \nKeys, Johane Johansson, Tara White and Choy Ice. There is a lesbian \nbondage scene, a lesbian strap-on scene, a lesbians sex toy scene, and a\n het bondage scene to make your Christmas dreams come true.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Merry Sexmas<\/a> \n from SugarBabeTV stars Kira Queen, Inna Innaki, and Teo. It consists of\n a half hour threesome with an oddly beardless and bald and ripped \nSanta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

XXXmas Gift<\/a>\n from Spizoo stars Jessa Rhodes, Nikki Benz, Anna Bell Peaks, Silvia \nSaige, Amy Anderssen, Alix Lynx, Jessica Jaymes and Cameron Canela. It \noffers seven scenes of holiday depravity including three girls on one \nguy, and a girl with purple hair and lots of tattoos.Christmas Vacation<\/a>\n from X-Art Clips has a very tenuous relationship to Christmas, as the \nleads Leila and Carmen head to a tropical island and the 18 minute vid \nfocuses on their threesome outdoors on the beach with a hot stud. That \nmight sound like the perfect Christmas to some.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Gift<\/a>\n from Jacquie et Michel ELITE  stars Cherry Kiss, Emma Klein, Tracy \nRose, Marie Clarence, Joss Lescaf, Rico Simmons, Vince Carter and James \nKenneth Klein. On Christmas Eve, Vince and his wife Marie-Clarence \ninvite all their swinger friends to their sumptuous Norman house, for \ntheir annual  Christmas orgy. You got your anal, DPs, reaming, and a \ncouple whose car broke down and they unknowingly seek refuge in this \nhouse of depravity. You know, usual Christmas orgy stuff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cumshots Trans X-mas<\/a>\n from Grooby stars Carrie Emberlyn, Janelle Fennec, Aspen Brooks, Megan \nSnow and Faith. This is for those who like a little extra dick in their \nChristmas porn, especially if that dick is on a chick. It is all solo \nmasturbation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Most Fxxxing Christmas<\/a> from Private stars Clea Gaultier, Ella Hughes, Apolonia Lapiedra, Lucy Bell, Katrin Tequila, Victoria Daniels and Violette. There is a lot of fxxxing.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fuck Free Or Die Hardcore<\/a>\n is a porn parody from from Brazzers. From the plot summary: Mia Malkova\n lands in LA eager to spend Christmas with her husband Danny Mountain. \nThe two have some hot makeup sex at the Brazzers holiday party, but \ntheir reunion is cut short by foreign porn-crazed thugs. Will Mia be \ntaken hostage? Or will she make sure these guys DIE HARDCORE?\u201d And yes, \nDie Hard is a Christmas movie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here are some of the Christmas movies from Christmas long past:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Merry Fucking Christmas Swingers<\/a> from \n Video Art Holland, depicts something I have never done- a Christmas \norgy. Sure, on New Year\u2019s Eve, but never on Christmas. The 8 \nparticipants start out playing some sexy games, but soon things get very\n Christmas spirited, with much emphasis on the joy of giving..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Boss\u2019s Wife for Christmas<\/a> from City Slutz features an African-American man and a Nordic blonde, who just happens to be married to his boss. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A Hardcore Mother Christmas<\/a> from HPG Productions features Kelly Doll, who speaks French, but her moans are universal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Christmas Fucking Season<\/a> from Private \n is a compilation of Christmas themed orgies, sexy female Santa Clauses,\n and Gina Gerson having a threesome in front of a Christmas tree.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Family Holiday<\/a>\n from Sweet Sinner and written and directed by Jacky St. James has a \nyoung man bringing his girlfriend home to meet his very strange but \nwealthy family. She also brings him home to her much more economically \ndisadvantaged family. It is quite the culture shock for both of them, \nwith the one thing both families have in common is incest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Getaway: XMAS<\/a> from MissaX presents some mother son incest at Christmas. Color me shocked at all the taboo goings on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Zoe Parker rocks a Santa hat in Merry Fucking XXXmas<\/a> from Digital Videovision. Not sure what else she does, but the front and the back of the DVD are very Christmasy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Merry Russian XXXmas<\/a> from Digital Videovision looks similar, but more for fans of really large breasts as sported by Margo Russo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jingle Balls<\/a>\n from Jacquie et Michel ELITE has a much bigger cast and much bigger \nbreasts. Really big breasts, not that there is anything wrong with that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How about something a little tamer? Maybe just nudes. Mr. Skin offers us Jolly Christmas Nudes<\/a>.\n These are nude scenes with Christmas scenes from mainstream movies \nfeaturing well-known personalities including Michelle Monaghan, Natalie \nPortman, Shannon Elizabeth, Stephanie Chao, Kimberly McArthur, and many \nothers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Christmas Spirit<\/a>\n is from Girlsway, noted for their lesbian and cross-generational \nvideos. Reena Sky plays the Scrooge-like stepmom shocked by her \ndaughter\u2019s lesbian encounter with a girlfriend. A Christmas Spirit shows\n up to remind her that she was not always a lesbian miser herself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fucking Christmas Time<\/a>\n is from Private, and is a compilation from Christmas themed movies from\n Christmases past. It has holiday orgies and Christmas gangbangs galore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

All She Wants for Christmas<\/a> from Desperate Pleasures stars Hope Harper in a mix of holiday scenes featuring older men and younger women.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Swingers Christmas Ball <\/a>is from Group Sex Games, and these players start with a game and just keep on playing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Kendo\u2019s Merry Christmas<\/a> from Daring Media has Christmas d\u00e9cor and a Santa hat or two, and certainly seems to be about making Christmas merry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fucking Christmas<\/a> from the Jazzie Girls provides a POV Christmas with a naughty Santa and Santa\u2019s helper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In Anal Christmas<\/a>,\n I guess all Madisin Lee wanted was a first on camera anal scene, which \nshe gets. Its from Taboo Passions, and they are not kidding abut the \ntaboo part (and no- they are not referring to anal sex).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Big Tit Christmas<\/a>\n is all about, well, I think you can guess. It also tells seven \ndifferent Christmas themed stories, Including variations on Grinch, \nEbenezer, and several Santa stories.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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How the Grinch Gaped Christmas<\/a>\n comes from Burning Angel, so you know there will be a tattoo or two. \nJoanna Angel is the Christmas hating greenie meanie. She goes from \nwanting to fuck with Christmas to just wanting to fuck during Christmas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Christmas Gangbang <\/a>from\n Hustler stars Zooey Monroe as a girl with a Christmas fetish. She has \nher own thoughts on how she wants to be filled with the Christmas \nspirit, and it involves a whole bunch of guys.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Bitch That Stole Christmas<\/a>\n from Hustler\u2019s Barely Legal skips the green makeup, as well as the \ngrinchy plot, to present us with attractive young women having sex, and \nwait, wasn\u2019t that golden age legendary adult star Herschel Savage? This \nwas made in 2008, and Herschel starred two years earlier in Neil Simon\u2019s\n play The Prisoner of 2nd Avenue<\/em> in Santa Monica under the stage name \u201cMax Cohen\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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