{"id":3796,"date":"2019-12-12T01:26:33","date_gmt":"2019-12-12T01:26:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/?p=3796"},"modified":"2019-12-18T01:28:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-18T01:28:00","slug":"decorating-yourself-for-christmas-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/decorating-yourself-for-christmas-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Decorating Yourself for Christmas 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">While Halloween has become the popular dress in a sexy costume \nholiday, there are plenty of adult ways to dress up for Christmas as \nwell. Once the children are all tucked in their beds, while visions of \nsugar plums dance in their heads, mom and dad might want to retire to \nthe bedroom and attire themselves for a little sexy Christmas fun. Lock \nthe door, turn on some Christmas music, and unlike the kids, you won\u2019t \nbe waiting for Santa to come.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The most fun I ever had at a Christmas party was when my wife and I \nwere asked to dress as Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus. It was at a large \ndance social for swingers, so things got a little naughtier when people \nsat on our laps and told us what they wanted for Christmas. It was for \nthis event that I developed the Santa Claus voice that I use for <em>A Visit with Santa Claus<\/em>, which you can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jeffboothshow.com\/about\/?p=212\">listen to now<\/a> on the Jeff Booth Show. We repeat this every year as it has long been a show favorite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The sexy Mrs. Claus outfits are far sexier than those available for \nSanta Claus himself. Men might want to skip dressing up as the \ntraditional big guy and try one of the sexier options.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Forplay<\/strong> always has good selection of holiday themed lingerie, and their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forplaycatalog.com\/c\/Christmas-Lingerie\/2\/156.html\">Christmas selection<\/a>\n comes in at over 77 items. They also have a lot of items in plus sizes.\n Scroll over the pictures on their site and you\u2019ll get a back view.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1084\" height=\"499\" src=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/forplayxmas18.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2901\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/forplayxmas18.jpg 1084w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/forplayxmas18-150x69.jpg 150w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/forplayxmas18-450x207.jpg 450w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/forplayxmas18-1024x471.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1084px) 100vw, 1084px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Stretch Velvet and Mesh Hooded Babydoll, Bow Statement Bra Set, Snowgirl, Sheer Halter Hooded \u2018Jingle Bell\u2019 Babydoll<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Yandy<\/strong> has a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yandy.com\/christmas_lingerie.aspx?P=all\">Christmas selection<\/a>\n of an impressive 755 items that would be appropriate for Christmas. \nThey knock it out of the park with not just a front and back view, but \nsome of the items include other views and a short video where a model \ndescribes the outfit and moves around in it. With this many items, it is\n easy to forget what you have looked at, so they include a handy feature\n to show you the items you have looked at. The selection is staggering, \nwith items such as a candy cane hooded catsuit, Bow Statement Bra Set \nwith matching handcuffs, and a twinkle lights bikini.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1142\" height=\"499\" src=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/yandyxmas18.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2902\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/yandyxmas18.jpg 1142w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/yandyxmas18-150x66.jpg 150w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/yandyxmas18-450x197.jpg 450w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/yandyxmas18-1024x447.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1142px) 100vw, 1142px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Sexy Miss Claus Robe, Santa\u2019s Shelf Helper, Santa Envy Dress, Jingle All the Way Bra Set, Holiday Hottie<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Rene Rofe<\/strong> has a one piece <a href=\"https:\/\/www.renerofesexy.com\/products\/unwrap-me-satin-bow-teddy?variant=16452380995\">Unwrap Me Red Satin Bow Teddy<\/a> that is easy to put on, and more importantly, very easy to take off. It also comes in black, pink and white.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"511\" height=\"400\" src=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-renerofe.jpg\" alt=\"christmas-renerofe\" class=\"wp-image-1548\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-renerofe.jpg 511w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-renerofe-150x117.jpg 150w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-renerofe-450x352.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 511px) 100vw, 511px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Unwrap Me Teddy<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Pipedreams<\/strong> has a very minimalist outfit that will be tough for\n some to get into, and fun for those with a kinkier edge to get into. \nIts a&nbsp; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jingle-Bells-Christmas-Nipple-Perfect\/dp\/B00PEB7NQY\">Jingle Bells Christmas Nipple Clamp and panty<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"352\" height=\"400\" src=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-pipedream.jpg\" alt=\"christmas-pipedream\" class=\"wp-image-1549\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-pipedream.jpg 352w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-pipedream-132x150.jpg 132w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 352px) 100vw, 352px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Jingle Bells Nipple Clamp<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you want to do a really deep dive, just got to Amazon and search for \u201cChristmas lingerie\u201d. I got over 20,000 results.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Finally, as has become our annual Christmas tradition, we present the\n absolute minimum in Christmas costumes- one that is just painted on. \nYou can\u2019t buy this, but you can enjoy watching it. It was created by Jen\n The Body Painter and was painted onto the body of the very enthusiastic\n Lili Jasmin. She wanders around New York in an outfit that could not \nhave provided much protection from the cold. You can enjoy this art in \nmotion on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=N2d5RMjrHdM\">Jen\u2019s YouTube page<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/LiliJasmine-450x253.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2199\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/LiliJasmine-450x253.png 450w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/LiliJasmine-150x84.png 150w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/LiliJasmine-777x437.png 777w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/LiliJasmine-260x146.png 260w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/LiliJasmine-120x67.png 120w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/LiliJasmine.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Lili Jasmin roams essentially naked in New York City<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Photocredit- All photos are copyright of their respective companies. The feature photo is courtesy of picjumbo.com.<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While Halloween has become the popular dress in a sexy costume holiday, there are plenty of adult ways to dress up for Christmas as well. 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