{"id":2198,"date":"2017-12-05T07:08:29","date_gmt":"2017-12-05T07:08:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/?p=2198"},"modified":"2019-03-14T03:48:08","modified_gmt":"2019-03-14T03:48:08","slug":"wrapping-yourself-for-christmas-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wrapping-yourself-for-christmas-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"Wrapping Yourself for Christmas 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While Halloween may be the go to holiday for sexy costuming, there are plenty of adult ways to dress up for Christmas as well. Once the children are all tucked in their beds, while visions of sugar plums dance in their heads, mom and dad might want to retire to the bedroom and attire themselves for a little sexy Christmas fun. Don&#8217;t forget to lock the door, as this might take \u201cI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus\u201d to the point where they&#8217;ll need a child therapist.<\/p>\n<p>The most fun I ever had at a Christmas party was when my wife and I were asked to dress as Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus. It was at a large dance social for swingers, so things got a little naughtier when people sat on our laps and told us what they wanted for Christmas. It was for this event that I developed the Santa Claus voice that I use for <i>A Visit with Santa Claus<\/i>, which you can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jeffboothshow.com\/about\/?p=212\">listen to now<\/a> on the Jeff Booth Show. We repeat this every year as it has long been a show favorite.<\/p>\n<p>The sexy Mrs. Claus outfits are far sexier than those available for Santa Claus himself. Men might want to skip dressing up as the big guy and try one of the sexier options.<\/p>\n<p><b>Forplay<\/b> always has good selection of holiday themed lingerie, and their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forplaycatalog.com\/c\/Christmas-Lingerie\/2\/156.html\">Christmas selection<\/a> comes in at over 100 items. They also have a lot of items in plus sizes. Scroll over the pictures and you&#8217;ll get a back view.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1545 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-forplay.jpg\" alt=\"christmas-forplay\" width=\"970\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-forplay.jpg 970w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-forplay-150x62.jpg 150w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-forplay-450x186.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 970px) 100vw, 970px\" \/><\/p>\n<h5>Cookie Charm, Microfiber Santa Suspender<\/h5>\n<p><b>Yandy<\/b> has a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yandy.com\/christmas_lingerie.aspx?P=all\">Christmas selection<\/a> of 405 items that would be appropriate for Christmas. They knock it out of the park with not just a front and back view, but some of the items include other views and a short video where a model describes the outfit and moves around in it. With this many items, it is easy to forget what you have looked at, so they include a handy feature to show you the items you have looked at. The selection is staggering, with items such as a candy cane hooded catsuit, Bow Statement Bra Set with matching handcuffs, and a twinkle lights bikini.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1546 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-yandy.jpg\" alt=\"christmas-yandy\" width=\"906\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-yandy.jpg 906w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-yandy-150x66.jpg 150w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-yandy-450x199.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 906px) 100vw, 906px\" \/><\/p>\n<h5>Lace Up Holiday Set, Head Elf Hottie Costume<\/h5>\n<p><b>Rene Rofe<\/b> has a one piece <a href=\"https:\/\/www.renerofesexy.com\/products\/unwrap-me-satin-bow-teddy?variant=16452380995\">Unwrap Me Red Satin Bow Teddy<\/a> that is easy to put on, and more importantly, very easy to take off. It also comes in black.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1548 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-renerofe.jpg\" alt=\"christmas-renerofe\" width=\"511\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-renerofe.jpg 511w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-renerofe-150x117.jpg 150w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-renerofe-450x352.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 511px) 100vw, 511px\" \/><\/p>\n<h5>Unwrap Me Teddy<\/h5>\n<p><b>Pipedreams<\/b> has a very minimalist outfit that will be tough for some to get into, and fun for those with a kinkier edge to get into. Its a\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jingle-Bells-Christmas-Nipple-Perfect\/dp\/B00PEB7NQY\">Jingle Bells Christmas Nipple Clamp and panty<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1549 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-pipedream.jpg\" alt=\"christmas-pipedream\" width=\"352\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-pipedream.jpg 352w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/christmas-pipedream-132x150.jpg 132w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 352px) 100vw, 352px\" \/><\/p>\n<h5>Jingle Bells Nipple Clamp<\/h5>\n<p>Finally, we present the absolute minimum in Christmas costumes- one that is just painted on. You can&#8217;t buy this, but you can enjoy watching it. It was created by Jen The Body Painter and was painted onto the body of the very enthusiastic Lili Jasmin. She wanders around New York in an outfit that could not have provided much protection from the cold. You can enjoy this art in motion on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=N2d5RMjrHdM\">Jen&#8217;s YouTube page<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2199\" src=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/LiliJasmine-450x253.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/LiliJasmine-450x253.png 450w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/LiliJasmine-150x84.png 150w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/LiliJasmine-777x437.png 777w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/LiliJasmine-260x146.png 260w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/LiliJasmine-120x67.png 120w, http:\/\/sexinreview.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/LiliJasmine.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center;\">Lili Jasmin roams essentially naked in New York City<\/h6>\n<h6>Photocredit- All photos are copyright of their respective companies. The feature photo is courtesy of picjumbo.com.<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While Halloween may be the go to holiday for sexy costuming, there are plenty of adult ways to dress up for Christmas as well. 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